About

Properties for SLACKERmag

Our Mission

SLACKERmag is the slackiest online magazine on the World Wide Web. It’s so slack it almost didn’t get published. We believe in taking it easy, embracing the art of doing less, and inspiring our readers to do the same — one nap at a time.

But as for most of things in life, there is a catch: our slackiness is only a coping mechanism for our deep-seated fear of failure. We are terrified of being judged, so we avoid doing anything that might expose us to criticism.

So with this website we are fighting this fear by putting ourselves out there because in the end no one cares.

The Team

Our editorial staff is a crack squad of professional slackers who are always hard at work finding new and innovative ways to avoid work.

Handle	Role	Currently
xX_couch_Xx	Editor-in-Chief	Wiring
dial_up_dan	Senior Procrastination Corr.	Buffering
y2k_kelly	Reviews (mostly of pillows)	AFK

System requirements: A comfortable chair, a lack of urgency, and a tolerance for beige. Best viewed in Netscape Navigator at 800×600.

Contact

Fax us. We’ll get back to you eventually. Or don’t — we get it.